tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39035952012-02-16T21:16:26.903-05:00Yes IndeedAbsotively PosilutelyJoshnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-21541291557266143662007-01-29T18:43:00.000-05:002007-01-29T18:58:56.245-05:00Blogger is much easier now.Not too happy with the smaller size of the post window in the center, but otherwise it will do.Much much easier is the key. Less of a pain in the ass to write means more writing.So Diddly Loo Diddly Loo I guess.Fast forward almost 4 years.No longer a student, I am now employed with a big company and with it all the perks.Reading over the previous posts feels almost Joshnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-920793292003-04-06T02:41:00.000-05:002003-04-06T02:41:24.496-05:00Soooooo.... Im shuttin this page thing down.
Updating has become a chore, and I enjoy it far less than I did.
Im thinkin about startin a live journal, but most likely I will just abandon my web presence, and let this page rot with the rest o useless pages out there.
Thanks to all that enjoyed, and peace in the middle east.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-917994292003-04-01T17:38:00.000-05:002003-04-01T17:41:37.000-05:00yes indeedis aPurple People-Eating Assassin Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 9.4To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat yes indeed, enter your name:
Stole this from Bernadette and have developed the most superest battle monkey ever.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-917991882003-04-01T17:34:00.000-05:002003-04-01T17:42:24.000-05:00It would seem that I have very little to say lately. This will continue until I have something to say.
Daretosing is where people post their recorded songs for others to rate. Too lazy to actually visit the site? Check out Shawn Mquaid at least. Sounds like he put alot of work into this.
This is Lewd and inapropriate. Not to mention a waste of valuable time.
This is really interesting if you Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-915703362003-03-28T17:14:00.000-05:002003-03-28T17:14:17.483-05:00Home again Home again.
My mom comes home either today or tommorow. (Vacation in St Maarten)
My site it now owned by Google
Ummm... does it say visit www.donation.com in your status bar too? Its not supposed to. Jeez.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-915107512003-03-27T18:55:00.000-05:002003-03-27T18:55:43.733-05:00
Blah. War dominates my thoughts. Im loathe to ramble on again, reading it becomes boring.
I am impressed with the growing rift between Canada. Nothin like a misbehaving stepchild.
Canada has 31 troops in Iraq. The US intends to increase the number of American troops to 200,000.
This would be a good time to decriminalize marijana. The current level of world protest is like 10 times what it was Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-914500152003-03-26T21:05:00.000-05:002003-03-26T21:05:05.356-05:00Maximum Ice = Maximum Pain.
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-913203552003-03-24T22:07:00.000-05:002003-03-24T22:56:22.000-05:00
Consider the last gulf war. Consider Kuwait. A country in control of 9% of the worlds available oil reserves. Consider the oil field "previously thought to be an independent resivoir" that was discovered to be an extension of iraq's oil field. Consider the iraqis losing 13 billion dollars worth of oil in a year. Consider Oil. Here long before us, oil can be used to produce numerous products, Joshnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-910375152003-03-19T23:29:00.000-05:002003-03-19T23:29:32.373-05:00The war has begun.
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-909622212003-03-18T21:11:00.000-05:002003-03-18T21:11:50.966-05:00My writing skills feel weak.
I think it may be all this nice weather we are having.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-909621732003-03-18T21:10:00.000-05:002003-03-18T21:10:59.763-05:00Slooooooooow assed day. Listened to a three hour lecture on WINS and DHCP, after wakin up dizzy and late. Boooooo fer that.
Making matters worse was the woman who stole my seat from last semester, and edged me out for a lab monitor job.
A lab monitor for a classroom fulla girls, no less. She sure didnt get it cause shes more competent than me, this I know for sure.
First time I can remember Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-908845592003-03-17T18:37:00.000-05:002003-03-18T15:35:21.000-05:00Please... you cant argue with Dr.Phil.
He has a solid mantra of accountability, that in theory, solves the worlds problems.
He allows noone to be a "victim" of society, and instead shifts blame back to where it belongs.
Gotta love that Dr. Phil.
Best thing about one way streets? Only gotta look one way when crossin em.
Sooooo... this war thing. Scary stuff, no? Too bad Dr Phil cant book DubyaJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-907157282003-03-14T11:21:00.000-05:002003-03-14T11:21:05.576-05:00Did my lab test this mornin.... it totally kicked my ass. I was pretty sure I understood IP security, but i was among the last 15 finished the exam.
Ended up takin a two mark penalty to get it to work, and likely cause some joker thought it would be smart to set their IP to the IP i needed to connect to. Tech speak aside, someone fucked me over. No way of knowin who it is, or if they did it Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-905259602003-03-11T10:40:00.000-05:002003-03-11T10:40:53.576-05:00You know how yer supposed to test a page in different browsers and different resolutions?
I didnt do that. I had no idea, until today... how horrible this site looks under IE.
I sure hope I can fix this.... stupid tables.... stupid HTML.... stupid everything..Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-904865762003-03-10T18:55:00.000-05:002003-03-10T18:55:04.123-05:00This is pretty sweet..
Help me to build an empire!Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-904823192003-03-10T17:33:00.000-05:002003-03-10T17:33:03.496-05:00
Decided to drive my ass back to school on Saturday, hopin to avoid the storm that was a comin. Hit the storm dead on, and a three hour, nothin but straight highway trip suddenly became a five and a half hour survival test, complete with roadside wreckage, 3 mile an hour snowplows, and nowhere near enough places to stop and piss.
Look at the front of an amulance sometime. Says "ecnalubma". It Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-902832312003-03-06T23:55:00.000-05:002003-03-06T23:55:00.233-05:00Bush = Most dangerous.broken record.everJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-898737322003-02-27T20:53:00.000-05:002003-02-27T20:53:29.856-05:00Goin home for a week.
Hoo friggin ray, about friggin time.
Just gotta pass this midterm tommorow.
The worst of American Idol is on. Crazy americans....
Lots more fun that watchin the BEST of american idol tho.
And that simon character? Love him. Yeah, hes a dick.... but at least hes honest.
Honest in his insulting that is.... investing millions of dollars into someone with marginal musical Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-898456452003-02-27T11:42:00.000-05:002003-02-27T11:43:47.000-05:00Yeah so... I know dreams are boring... but last nite was real fun. First dream Ive had for a long time that didnt have my dad in it too.
First off....a little classroom battle. I was a part of a group of superheros, my particular power was supposed to be electricity. Some of my school friends were there, as well as home friends, and they all had their own powers as well. Least we THOUGHT we did..Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-898031972003-02-26T18:52:00.000-05:002003-02-26T18:52:42.796-05:00This made me cry. Johnny Cash puts the emotion to Trent Reznor's songwriting, and the result is moving. At least to me it was. Course.... just about everything makes me cry these days :) I sure do miss home.
Interestingly enough (or not) this was to be my first post after coming back from my Dad's funeral. The link died before I could post it, and I wasnt able to. Not until now, have I come Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-898013252003-02-26T18:17:00.000-05:002003-02-26T18:17:31.000-05:00You know what I just saw on the news?
I saw a dozen native women that walked 579 kilometers from Attawapescat to Cochrane through the bush.
They did this because the provincial government closed the only addiction treatment center in Attewapescat.
One woman ignored a doctors orders to stop, due to blisters and frostbite.
They did it to raise donations, and to get the attention of the government.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-898004842003-02-26T18:01:00.000-05:002003-02-26T18:01:36.686-05:00I been having dreams about my Dad. They are always quite vivid, and he never talks. The latest was just him and I, camping on some remote lake, skipping stones. I was so happy just to be spending time with my dad. Then I wake up. Sigh. Imagine that.
Im not too sure what these things are supposed to be... horses maybe... whatever..they sing real good!
A little late, but its a good shot of Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-894537622003-02-20T15:56:00.000-05:002003-02-20T15:56:43.093-05:00Ho ho!
What do you think?
Colors, massive amount of posts on the front page, etc. etc. etc..Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-894532022003-02-20T15:46:00.000-05:002003-02-20T15:46:17.786-05:00Hmm.... now the chinese ad is gone.
So anyway... im at school yesterday, and figure I may want to check out my stats.
So I type http://yesindeed.blogpsot.com into the adress bar. I am taken here.
Check it out... a religious warefare site with an adress one character off of mine.
They look to get about 10 signatures a day in their guestbook....If you have time, tell em what you think of theirJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-894529612003-02-20T15:42:00.000-05:002003-02-20T15:42:00.950-05:00what in the mother crap is this?
I get some of my colors fixed.
I start to feel as though I can once again do this.
I now have TWO ads at the top of the page!!!
One is a permanent link for learning Mandarin chinese in three hours?
You seriously cant learn mandarin in three hours. Its like the hardest language in the world to learn period.
That aside... two ads are twice as bad as one. Anyone Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-892693622003-02-17T18:48:00.000-05:002003-02-17T18:48:51.363-05:00test link for colorJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-892683052003-02-17T18:29:00.000-05:002003-02-20T16:28:01.000-05:00Biggest (link) post ever--------------------------------------->
New
Lego movie trailer
Grey Bruce Stream listing Good place to find internet radio stations... AND.... IM FROM GREY BRUCE!
Outsmart Shakira! I sure hope so...
Hammer Time... Hes a preacher or somethin now, and bics his head
The longest song EVER
Natsuo.. speaks english in a strange way...
Ravings of a madman
Viagra x 18!
Last year:Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-892642992003-02-17T17:19:00.000-05:002003-02-17T17:19:50.463-05:00I have tried to post four times already. BAD blogger...Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-892637662003-02-17T17:09:00.000-05:002003-02-17T17:09:01.920-05:00Bob is no longer, my server exam went well. This is the third time in a row I have tried to post. I am loathe to rethink all of my ideas.
Layout needs finishing. Something is slowing down access times, I am sure it is either the comments or the tracker. Tracker goes first, all its told me is that most people that randomly happen upon this site are looking for porn. There is no, and never has beenJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-890030242003-02-12T19:48:00.000-05:002003-02-12T19:48:54.763-05:00Goodness... no posting = no readership!
bear with me... school is hard.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-885735902003-02-05T00:07:00.000-05:002003-02-05T00:07:55.510-05:00Ok... the archives will never be the same. I cant recover November or December to the page, but I can still read the months in my blogger.
I think I will put together all of the best posts from last year, and make one giant post out of it. Shame to waste all that writing....but things are different now.
I realize now, that people visit this page, for one reason or another. I am infinitely more Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-885725092003-02-04T23:46:00.000-05:002003-02-04T23:46:24.266-05:00Woke up this mornin... duh naaaah nah nuh....everythin as usual. Leaving my apartment however, my next door neighbor appeared at his door, and asked if I had a windows98 cd. I told him I did, but being in a hurry for the bus, he would have to wait until i got home from school. He came to get it later this evening, and we got to talking. His views on reality were interesting, to say the least. Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-885164902003-02-04T00:48:00.000-05:002003-02-04T00:48:20.740-05:00Goodness goodness.... here the hits are just pouring in, and what you get is a half lame kinda version of what once was.
Ill try and get the archives back up and working, and a REAL profile page up... then ill resume regular posting. You should see the amount of stuff i have collected over the past week. Rather, you will see the stuff i have collected, as soon as i get off my lazy ass and post itJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-883062642003-01-30T22:46:00.000-05:002003-01-30T22:46:40.073-05:00after almost 5 hours... after feeling like i finally got it all under control....
the comments stop working. Ive had enough for now :)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-882422992003-01-29T21:21:00.000-05:002003-01-30T08:17:12.000-05:00uh oh....
get a load of THIS messed up shznit.
got html? got tables for that matter?Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-882413902003-01-29T21:02:00.000-05:002003-01-29T21:02:09.796-05:00Irritus. I can't believe its not popular!
Test your typing speed! Try 69 wpm, no errors.
The moon song. Another rather good flash animation.
The hacker is back!
The hackers first web site in seven years?
Bookmarks
IsTit
Intersesting use of flash.. a conversion of my favorite fighting game of all time into a flash presentation.
Nother singin baby! This time catchier than opera.
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-882348502003-01-29T18:50:00.000-05:002003-01-29T20:23:21.000-05:00 aAlmost caught up in school. Wrote an 800 word essay on The Springer Solution to World Poverty.
The peice is impressive, and does a good job moving the reader in the direction intended. It is NOT however, a viable solution to world poverty. I was up real late on that one. Saw my prof in the cafeteria, he said that we would talk when I had time. He wants to discuss my english history, i guess. I Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-880212792003-01-25T17:40:00.000-05:002003-01-26T00:45:05.000-05:00link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-880209062003-01-25T17:29:00.000-05:002003-01-25T17:33:54.000-05:00Huge midterm on monday. Talked to a few people, and the general concensus is that it's hard. Damn hard. Then an essay due Tuesday, on this.
Superbowl is on Sunday, Raiders vs Bucanneers. Never really been a football fan. I had no exposure to it when I was younger, my parents weren't really into it, and I didnt start to learn the rules to the game until late gradeschool. At my public school, as Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-879812062003-01-24T18:19:00.000-05:002003-01-24T18:19:20.750-05:00Uh oh... just got a hit from someone lookin fer the curbman through google.
Someone fron Barrie, I thinks. Why does this worry me? Cause my family knows nothing about my misadventurous website.
Its not that im not proud of it, or that they wouldnt like it... but sometimes my content (albeit stolen) is less then family friendly.
Having my family find this would change things for me. I would Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-879258182003-01-23T18:59:00.000-05:002003-01-23T18:59:28.620-05:00Sits ups, sit ups and more sit ups. So many that Im gettin bored. And ripped. Ive always taken quite well to exercise, I see results quickly, though I often hit my plateau fairly quick too. Its just those bottom two little bumps that are hard to get. Not a fan of doin leg lifts at the gym... makes me feel like martha stewart or somethin. Oh well... ill get that six pack. Too bad you cant just payJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-878666922003-01-22T18:27:00.000-05:002003-01-22T18:27:01.623-05:00My microwave beeps periodically when i dont remove what i have microwaved. The anti-lazy microwave.
Dr. Phil is great. "Tuhday will be a changing day in yawr laugh."
Not having a Tv has forced me to watch soaps. Those people need jobs. Interesting lives tho....
Posted a whole pile of new streams under "Whats playing" Hopefully these will stay up forever, and ill not have to dig into the html Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-878640792003-01-22T17:32:00.000-05:002003-01-22T17:32:13.936-05:00On a cheerier note, I have been rather lazy in my posting.... and I have a bunch more stuff to show you. Also have a whole whack of upkeep to do on this site.
Id like to get to the point where I can just post without worrying about how much more work I have to do. It honestly makes me feel bad when i neglect my little site.
I put a tracker on the page, and learned that Im gettin more hits then I Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-878631342003-01-22T17:13:00.000-05:002003-01-22T17:13:52.196-05:00I wrote a whole post about what had happened when I went home. Then I deleted it. Then I wrote another. Then deleted it.
My dad passed away on Tuesday. The service was lovely, and I, as well as my family, are doin fine. Thats pretty much the no tears, no pain version.
I have a strong family, and I hope it only gets stronger. I also have a strong family of friends, tho I didnt feel the need to Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-874141342003-01-14T07:37:00.000-05:002003-01-14T07:37:42.000-05:00Last nite my Mom called.We chatted about happenings from home, about babies and computers, and stroke patients.
Last nite my dad had a stroke in his sleep.
I just called my Mom with the bus information, and she got me to tell him I love him over the phone. He cant talk, hes just making noises.
My Mom asked me to bring my suit home.
I have a feeling that my Dad is gone. I talked to him just Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-873846802003-01-13T20:59:00.000-05:002003-01-13T20:59:18.386-05:00I will now unload all of the bookmarks upon thee that have been clogging up my browser of late.
Billy Joel's "We didnt start the fire"
Difficult yet fun, a little jetpackflash game to tinker with. Better while listening to del the funky homosapien.
Technology moves fastest when applied to warfare, and warfare constantly improves. Witness still frames of bullets impacting on several objects.
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-873835572003-01-13T20:40:00.000-05:002003-01-13T20:40:54.066-05:00Jenn gave me my very own copy of "Bumfights" today, watched it for the second time, and enjoyed if far less. Bumfights is the next level of jackass, with amateur camera capturing real life circumstances, no matter how pre planned they may be. The video is set in a city outside of Las Vegas, where gambling is legal and drugs are rampant. Homeless litter the streets. People will do anything for Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-871889852003-01-09T18:38:00.000-05:002003-01-09T18:38:58.146-05:00Oh yeah... someone posted a comment that read
"yes shi. remember me?" even signed shelby!
I seriously have no idea. I dont know a shelby, and if i did, he or she probably wouldnt post something like "yes shi."
What the hell is that? shi.? Thats the part that scares me the most. What was the author trying to convey? I dont think it is a response to my post,
Its maybe chinese or something.
I Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-871885032003-01-09T18:26:00.000-05:002003-01-09T18:28:21.000-05:00Macs can do that?
Started doin sit ups on Monday, abs still sore today. I am woefully out of shape. The fact that it is freezing ass cold has something to do with the situation, as I dont even like to walk in the cold. Im gonna do sit ups everyday for six weeks. See what happens. I should probably start runnin at the gym too, but I kinda dont like runnin that much. I really should tho.
I addedJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-871878012003-01-09T18:09:00.000-05:002003-01-09T18:09:45.940-05:00Back into the Groove
Been back for a few days now, gettin settled into my place. Got a Tv and a Microwave for christmas, and I reaaranged my apartment once again.
I dont think that I gave this game near enough plugging..playin can be tough at first played much of time i was home. Flash Flash Revolution! (Try turnin the screen quality down to get a better game)
This guy humps things Some are Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-865325302002-12-25T21:32:00.000-05:002002-12-25T21:32:23.800-05:00Merry Christmas... dont forget to say happy birthday to Jesus today... everyone always forgets that guy.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-859531132002-12-13T12:21:00.000-05:002002-12-13T12:21:35.086-05:00Yee haw.. Goin home fer three weeks. I love it and I hate it at the same time. Things always seem different when I come back, and this time my parents are planning on driving me up. My apartment is clean and ready to go. Finished a monster exam... that really werent so monster at all. Writing a test fast may make me seem knowledgeable to some, but its really just my way of dealing with exam Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-858804102002-12-12T01:11:00.000-05:002002-12-12T01:11:55.830-05:00The modem got unlugged.
I am a geek.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-857588502002-12-09T21:12:00.000-05:002002-12-10T16:52:23.000-05:00Evil Kitty! Not fer epileptics... not fer anyone, fer that matter
Boobsag Hate boobsag myslef. Dagnabbit son of a monkey spank
Mr Taliban person! Worth the click just to see mr bean dressed up in a turban :)
Hangaroo Seriously fun fer prolly 15 minutes. Hang man never gets old.
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-857040492002-12-08T21:11:00.000-05:002002-12-08T21:11:11.866-05:00It was so cold today... my eyes froze shut when walklin fer change to do laundry. I remember when my family lived here, and walkin to school in Kindergarden, and cryin the whole way, only to have my tears freeze my eyes shut. This eye freezin thing has never happened to me, other than in Northbay. Sometimes I hate this city. I have a great view of the horizon from my apartment tho, and I get to Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-856575342002-12-07T19:14:00.000-05:002002-12-07T19:20:30.000-05:00Sometimes... HTML really needs to suck my dick. I HATE TABLES.
I have a new haloscan button, and I wanna hide it. I wanna put it down at the bottom with my blogger button. Right underneath it.
Help me. While you are at it, help me to fix the bug with the line seperating the posts from the links. Sometimes it has a white border, and I dont know what I did.
If you can... take a look at my source, Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-856566282002-12-07T18:46:00.000-05:002002-12-07T19:22:00.000-05:00Ive added to the links to the right again. Single clickin on em should let you listen to what im listenin to, if you have winamp installed.
Also added a comments section under every post. Not too sure how well it will work tho, hopefully everything pans out. You can even post as a guest, but if you fuck with my page in an attempt to ruin it, I will ban your IP. Ill do it... I dont have a Tv.
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-856561932002-12-07T18:31:00.000-05:002002-12-08T15:56:17.000-05:00A few thoughts on J Lo, if you will.
She never exposes her skin to the sun if she can help it. She is an anti-tanning booth advocate.
Instead, she paints her skin so it will look tan. I can imagine her stepping into her skin booth, and pressing a button signaling her crack team of mad scientists to spray her with the paint. Thats disgusting. Would she wash off? Such is a tragic case of too much Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-855762352002-12-05T23:44:00.000-05:002002-12-05T23:47:54.000-05:00Tonite I attended the 1st annual Christmas party for the CPA / CSTN students. It was at the shiners club, and all the drinks were $2.75. I heard they were two dollars last year, if this was an exageration, or a greedy swipe from them dirty shiners, I dont know. It certainly wasnt an attempt to curb drunkenness. Many of the attendants got totally smashed. Like I mean retarded ripped that I havnt Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-854360372002-12-03T13:20:00.000-05:002002-12-03T13:20:41.086-05:00Here is another Micheal Jackson article. Why? Because I have a morbid fascination with him. Thats why.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-854347252002-12-03T12:44:00.000-05:002002-12-03T12:44:14.463-05:00Ok listen. Things are about to get seriously fucked up.
The world as we know it will change, and technology will rule.
I know... this has all been said before. In the seventies, people thought that we would have flyin cars by now. They took did too many drugs.
Remember... your grandparents grew up without TV. Without electronic banking. Without computers.
Remember... the speeds at which Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-854071942002-12-02T20:43:00.000-05:002002-12-02T20:43:46.000-05:00Seriously folks... if you arent using the Mozilla browser... then start now.
I use IE for updating my site only, but sometimes i forget, and end up surfin with it too. Popups every fuckin where.
It drives me crazy... but I remember not really carin till I switched to mozilla. Didnt even notice, really..... I sure notice now.
That popup shit drives me up the fuckin wall.
Fuck Micro$oft. Use Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-854058042002-12-02T20:12:00.000-05:002002-12-02T20:13:07.000-05:00Bwaaaaaahahahahahaa...
If you are gonna BE a child molester?
Dont LOOK like a childmolester.
Stolen shamelessly from Mimi Smartypants :)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853978602002-12-02T17:19:00.000-05:002002-12-02T17:19:38.610-05:00WHO ARE you?
My name is Peter.
If you went to Nicaragua, you'd be called Pedro. Are Pedro and Peter one person or two?
One,because I am only who I am.
Are you a name?
No, of course not.
Then who are you?
I am a man.
You mean you are not a woman?
No. I mean that I am a man.
But you are only a man because you are not a woman. Who are you?
I am an Englishman.
If you went to Japan, would you beJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853976242002-12-02T17:14:00.000-05:002002-12-02T17:14:37.113-05:00As I mentioned earlier... or not.... im thinking kinda seriously about buddism. Seems much more tangible then any religion ive been exposed to.
Wanna learn more? click here. Dont get me wrong.. itll be quite a while, if and when I do decide to convert. For now, ill content myself with reading about it, without making life changing descisions.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853974882002-12-02T17:11:00.000-05:002002-12-02T17:28:10.000-05:00Mommy.... where do weblogs come from?
from blogger of course... ive told you.. even though we hide our blogger button rather cunningly here at yes indeedily.
Wanna see the birth of a weblog? Heres Jen-ay... and her brand spankin new candied worms!.
(Title subject to change, im sure)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853883322002-12-02T13:51:00.000-05:002002-12-02T13:51:01.223-05:00This is amusing, for those of us that grew up in the nintendo age.
Be sure to click "next item" and read the good, the bad and the ugly of nintendo. Ahh memories.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853873122002-12-02T13:25:00.000-05:002002-12-02T13:25:55.736-05:00Found some more free games... here is a neato little jetpack game, though it is hard as shit.
Scott showed me this one, and I wasted much of saturday morning with it.
Miniworld is yet another massive site with lots of time wasting goodness.
Here is an emulator for the supernintendo, and if you register at this site, (free) you can download a ton of games that we used to pay upto 80 bucks for.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853871222002-12-02T13:21:00.000-05:002002-12-02T13:21:01.936-05:00Ha ha..
I DARE you to read all that :)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853871092002-12-02T13:20:00.000-05:002002-12-02T13:20:39.043-05:00Heres a more thought out version of what I typed. I posted this to a discussion forum today... (I am a big fat geek. please dont be surprised)
So the references to Xannon and Silver Fox should just be ignored. (Xannon! Silver Fox????... cmon... there are bigger, fatter geeks than me..)
And the forum cencored me... so if there should be a swear, just insert it yerself.
School has gotten busy,Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-853867722002-12-02T13:12:00.000-05:002002-12-02T13:12:54.913-05:00Been doin alot of thinkin lately. Religion has never been my thing. My parents tried to goto church every sunday, to expose their children to the inherited religion. When we were old enough to complain though, that all stopped. They allowed my brother and I to make our own descisions on religion, and in doing so, released us from our religous duties. My grandparents belong the presbyterian churchJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-852851612002-11-30T01:46:00.000-05:002002-11-30T01:48:49.000-05:00This is pretty messed up when you consider that we have no idea why it happened. A miracle of nature.
This got me thinking. There was a guy who lives in northbay, and runs the local scrapyard. He was attacked by a bear one day, and so he did what any self respecting scrap salesman would do, and set about creating the worlds finest bear proof suit. I remember seeing a tv special on him, and Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-852843562002-11-30T01:18:00.000-05:002002-11-30T01:18:36.156-05:00I have been working on the template.
I decided that it was time to relearn html, so I could personalize the template further.
It still doesnt meet my satisfaction, but I feel much better about it.
The eventual plan is to fill the bar at the right with links.
Thats a big bar.
You may notice a button on the very bottom of the page.
Powered by Blogger, it says.
Blogger is the software that Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-851320552002-11-26T18:16:00.000-05:002002-11-28T16:46:22.000-05:00Ugh. that reads like it was written by a fourth grader.
Sigh.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-851320372002-11-26T18:15:00.000-05:002002-11-26T18:15:46.260-05:00I would like to relate an experience i had this summer with you. Last year, as I returned home for the summer, I knew I needed a job. My "little" brother had been working for a company called The Curb Man, a masonry company, building a verterans memorial behind the Collingwood musem, for about 2 weeks. He was being paid 10 dollars an hour, and working long days. Very physical work, and the chanceJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-851233092002-11-26T14:57:00.000-05:002002-11-26T14:57:05.743-05:00I just love washin my wallet. All my cards come out so nice and clean.
Motherfucker.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850812382002-11-25T19:38:00.000-05:002002-11-25T19:38:49.983-05:00Youve prolly all seen these before.
Regardless. I am 46% bastard. Beat that. Take the test
If, by chance, you are female and readin my page... take the slut test instead.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850738892002-11-25T16:45:00.000-05:002002-11-25T16:45:09.903-05:00I love havin a clean kitchen. I took the fuckin comet and steel wool to the whole area today... clean enough to eat off.
Nothin beats a clean kitchen. Nothin. Cept fer maybe gettin head while drivin... that makes you the man! ;)
Wish I had a car.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850730372002-11-25T16:25:00.000-05:002002-11-25T16:25:50.076-05:00I gotta figure out a way to post movies. As it is, i just steal alla my links, and I have only caught shit one time. I think though, that if i link directly to movies... Ill be busted and shut down. That 15 bucks a years seems cheaper everyday.
(Have a credit card? Wanna buy me a christmas present? *nudge, nudge*)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850711002002-11-25T15:43:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:43:23.106-05:00Is there ever alot of interesting shit on the net today... or maybe procrastination beats cleanin my kitchen everytime. Who knows?
Try and tell me tho, that the evil Mr Rogers doesnt look.... well... EVIL. So evil hes EVAIL, so to speak.
Check out Evil GoateesJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850709762002-11-25T15:40:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:56:06.000-05:00Like bowling? Hate cats? This might be up yer... alley. hehe.
Hard as shit tho.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850708972002-11-25T15:38:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:38:11.243-05:00What? Theres porn on the internet?
Yes... and here is a collection of sickeningly large boobies. Again... mental illness is not funny. What is funny is that these women prolly think that they are attractive.
NOT safe fer work / school.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850708062002-11-25T15:36:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:36:15.743-05:00Who says you cant be totally insane and powerful at the same time?
How would you like to be this man?
Bwaaaahahahaaaa.... disgusting. Mental illness isnt funny.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850706782002-11-25T15:33:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:33:58.000-05:00This, is being touted as an authentic letter from Osama to the united states. Could be a load of shit, could be true. Offers interesting insight on the perspective of the #1 enemy of the US of A. Maybe those of you with TVs already have heard of this... but its news to me :)
Jacked from MetafilterJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850701312002-11-25T15:21:00.000-05:002003-01-20T23:19:19.000-05:00And fer that smooth feel.... a little help fer shavin yer ass!
Fer any greek people readin, this is a little closer to home.
youd better do thisone
(j/k... please dont hack my site, Willy)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850699462002-11-25T15:16:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:16:23.633-05:00Cool little game fer ya'll
Just dont think you can be any good with a touch pad.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850697572002-11-25T15:11:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:11:45.003-05:00This..... is very, very interesting. I found it to be a sound theory, if in need a few minor patches.
Still well worth the read, if you have time. Explains some of the greatest mysteries of inter sexual relationships.
(I DIDNT write this... so if yer gonna be pissed, send THEM the angry email)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850696732002-11-25T15:09:00.000-05:002002-11-25T15:09:47.863-05:00Merry Christmas!
From equal opportunity government of Canada.
God bless emJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850389782002-11-25T00:00:00.000-05:002002-11-25T00:00:37.166-05:00A man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, his huge, buff cellmate says to him, “We’re gonna play house. Do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?” After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers, “Well, if I have to choose, I guess I’ll be the daddy.” “OK,” his cellmate says, “then get over here and suck mommy’s dick.”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaha
Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-850140492002-11-24T13:15:00.000-05:002002-11-24T13:17:51.000-05:00Holy Shit balls Batman!
Mame.dk is back online, though they aint advertising.
You have to register to download... but is it ever worth it. (To someone like me that is)
Back in the day, when emulation was just a little tiny scene with a few users playin nintendo games and such, Mame.dk was the shiznit.
Then... when emulation got outta hand, (when the geeks figured out how to emulate current Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-849792082002-11-23T15:09:00.000-05:002002-11-23T15:09:39.800-05:00Scott showed me this game this mornin
gotta love that elf talkin smack when you take too long
Yee haw!Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-849726292002-11-23T11:44:00.000-05:002002-11-23T11:44:30.283-05:00Sorry bout the lack of updates. Havnt had a cig since sunday night. Tommorow will be one week. I have an intense, unforgiving addiction to nicotine. Its sad. Ive been havin some pretty crazy dreams lately too. Like... last night, I was in an underground mall with alla the kids from camp, as well as a whole shit load of sweet ass girls. The people in the mall were mean people, but I quickly Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-847932562002-11-19T21:40:00.000-05:002002-11-19T21:41:59.000-05:00This mornin I found a "Silverfish" on my shower curtain. What the fuck? Seriously... what the hell are these, and how do i get rid of them? Ive heard that they come up the drain, but this fucker was on the outside of the shower curtain, on the outside. I promptly crushed and flushed the little fucker. My first act of the day, prolly even before that oh so lovely mornin piss. I know nothing aboutJoshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-847920432002-11-19T21:16:00.000-05:002002-11-19T21:32:47.000-05:00Didnt see 8 mile as was planned. Jenn owed me a movie ticket, and 8 mile werent playin till 9. So we went to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Good flick. I laughed my ass off, and thats pretty tough. The girls dad carries around a bottle of windex with him the whole movie. Dinner table and all. I was pissed that they didnt break shit at the wedding tho... I thought thats what greek people did. I Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-847336812002-11-18T19:28:00.000-05:002002-11-18T19:29:51.000-05:00Find Yer Garbage pail kid name!
Anyone member these? Haha... Mines sloshed josh. Try sellin that shit to kids these days!
Ripped from Metafilter, the meta and potatos of my web existence.Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-847321052002-11-18T18:55:00.000-05:002002-11-18T18:55:32.206-05:00My most current Addiction.
Oldie but a goodie :)Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-847297962002-11-18T18:02:00.000-05:002002-11-18T19:05:48.000-05:00So... I pretty much start alla my posts with So. Lol
oh well.. i never claimed to be a journalist or nothin. Those who know me well though, know that I am a video game addict, and havin no TV isnt helpin that. I play games instead of alot of things that normal people do. There are people in my program (CSTN) that are much worse than me tho, playin games in school as well as outta. Bein a poor Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-847285032002-11-18T17:35:00.000-05:002002-11-18T17:35:43.303-05:00So... I now have very little on my plate school wise. I got a whole shitpile of stuff done today, but i think its maybe a little late to be chargin into the gym and PUMPING IRON! Really.. my back hurts. Im a strange one. I actually need other people in the gym to make me work harder. Sorta like, Fuck... i know that people are lookin at me... dont be a pussy.. do all 12. I actually make sure I do Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-846626892002-11-17T10:56:00.000-05:002002-11-17T10:56:52.630-05:00So I went out last nite. Prolly had 15 beers. Im a little hung over this mornin. Not as bad as I coulda been tho, as I took precautions. Eating a huge meal before drinkin ensures that I am not hungry. Hung over and hungry can be a nasty experience. I am warm, but i am wearing the clothes i wore to the bar last nite. The collar smells like me, the chest smells like one type of perfume, the arms Joshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903595.post-846624062002-11-17T10:46:00.000-05:002002-11-17T10:46:47.623-05:00Sorrry bout the lack o updates (like anyone is reading this!) ive been rather busy. Have a series of exams this week, and am not prepared whatsoever. My final went well, I had the nessecary skills, and knew it. Seriously... i didnt freak out about that test whatsoever. Im sure ill do fine, as i answered just about every question without hesitiation. I was the first one done. Thats very importantJoshnoreply@blogger.com0