Blogger is much easier now.
Not too happy with the smaller size of the post window in the center, but otherwise it will do.
Much much easier is the key. Less of a pain in the ass to write means more writing.
So Diddly Loo Diddly Loo I guess.
Fast forward almost 4 years.

No longer a student, I am now employed with a big company and with it all the perks.
Reading over the previous posts feels almost foolish, pretty zealous with the links I should think.
Adsense at first thought this page was porn related, but now registers it as iraq related.

4 frigging years later and this "war" is still going on.
At least now the US public opinion is more anti war... its all over the news. Honestly I thought this would have been happening 2 years ago.

I saw on the news that canada has donated 3 million in funds to help rebuild lebanon after being destroyed by israeli retaliation to hezbolla rocket attacks.
Although this only amounts to something like 2 dollars a person (could be shitting here) Im still not sure I agree with it.

I mean... Hezbolla should pay for that damage. Or lebanon or something. What did they think Israel would do if they launched rockets at it? What happened the last time? or the time before that? jeez. I shouldnt personally have to pay for that. The only lebanese person I personally knew would probably be happy to refund me the money, but think I was dissing his country or something.

Ill figure out how to post pictures later I guess.

Soooooo.... Im shuttin this page thing down.
Updating has become a chore, and I enjoy it far less than I did.
Im thinkin about startin a live journal, but most likely I will just abandon my web presence, and let this page rot with the rest o useless pages out there.
Thanks to all that enjoyed, and peace in the middle east.

yes indeed is a Purple People-Eating Assassin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat yes indeed, enter your name:

Stole this from Bernadette and have developed the most superest battle monkey ever.

It would seem that I have very little to say lately. This will continue until I have something to say.

Daretosing is where people post their recorded songs for others to rate. Too lazy to actually visit the site? Check out Shawn Mquaid at least. Sounds like he put alot of work into this.

This is Lewd and inapropriate. Not to mention a waste of valuable time.

This is really interesting if you are a big geek like me. Or if you dont yet believe that computers will rule the world. Then robots... and we all know how that will turn out ;)

Bacteria can talk. Human race surrenders. After trying to stop them from talking, that is.

The Qur'an is a load of shit. Or... at least, it wasnt written by Allah directly.

A quick test to see if you are an Alpha male. I know I am. *Pounds chest, pees standing up*

The greatest Story EVER. Seriously.

Home again Home again.
My mom comes home either today or tommorow. (Vacation in St Maarten)
My site it now owned by Google
Ummm... does it say visit www.donation.com in your status bar too? Its not supposed to. Jeez.

Blah. War dominates my thoughts. Im loathe to ramble on again, reading it becomes boring.
I am impressed with the growing rift between Canada. Nothin like a misbehaving stepchild.
Canada has 31 troops in Iraq. The US intends to increase the number of American troops to 200,000.
This would be a good time to decriminalize marijana. The current level of world protest is like 10 times what it was at the height of the vietnam war.
Maybe north america could go back to the 60's if we injected them with pseudo illegal drugs when they are busy shooting at iraqis.

Maximum Ice = Maximum Pain.

Consider the last gulf war. Consider Kuwait. A country in control of 9% of the worlds available oil reserves. Consider the oil field "previously thought to be an independent resivoir" that was discovered to be an extension of iraq's oil field. Consider the iraqis losing 13 billion dollars worth of oil in a year. Consider Oil. Here long before us, oil can be used to produce numerous products, including gasoline. We have no idea what it is, or where it came from. We suspect it might be massive amounts of plant and animal matter from long ago. We have no idea how to make it, and as such it is a non renewable resource. Consider Saudi Arabia. Consider that it shares an oil field with kuwait, with each country recieving 50% of the oil profits. Consider that Saudi Arabia openly shares its wealth with other countries. Saudi Arabia follows muslim law. In fact, Saudi Arabia holds the most holiest of sites to the muslim religion, Mecca. Consider the formation of OPEC, designed to benefit countries whos major export is oil. Consider Iraq. Consider that they are the worlds second largest oil producer, after Saudi Arabia.

American forces in Saudi Arabia during the first gulf war angered many muslim states and organizations. The united states was attacked on september 11th. A war with afghanistan (read: bombing) followed. America announced the "axis of evil" countries: Iran, Iraq and North Korea. America demands that Saddam Hussein disarm or else. Hussein stalls, politically playing the situation. America bombs Iraq. America states that the rebuilding of Iraq will be done by the United states alone, with the US running all hospitals and schools in the country. America will install a puppet government, and maintain close trade with Iraq. America will kill Saddam Hussein and Osama if they can. Many more innocents will be killed trying. The non renewable resource of oil will be better managed (read: American managed) and the region will profit.

Stability will return to the region, Israel aside. The remaining Arab states will continue to hate Israel for the annihilation of Palestine. If the hate continues long enough, the terror will be unfounded. Kuwait plans to allow American companies the rights to kuwaiti oil fields. Iraqi and kuwaiti oil will be more readily available to America.
If North Korea smartens up and develops its country, it will remain unattacked. A nuclear North Korea under the leadership of Kim Jong Il seems unlikely. America will continue to enjoy the lifestyle they have become accustomed to. Water and wood shipped from Canada fuel and expanding country.

Canada will also prove to be a reliable alternative to oil based wars. The tar sands of Alberta have more oil than all of Saudi Arabia, and if technology could be improved, more oil than all of the Middle East!
The oil Canada already produces is shipped to the United States, refined, and sold back to Canada. We will prove to be very useful to the United states, in terms of Water and Oil.

It is unfortunate that discussion on the latest "war" is reduced to "I support America" and "I do not support the war."
America is doing the world a favor by removing Saddam Hussein.
America is doing itself a favour in the occupation and rebuilding of Iraq.
Iraq will have ten times the casualties than the United States.
George Bush is not in charge. He is merely a public figure.
War solves nothing, it is merely an excersise in power.
To kill Saddam Hussein would take only a few skilled assasins, waging war for this purpose is a tactic of "shock and awe", freely admitted by America.
The ultimate lessons in this conflict: 1) America is indeed powerful.
2) You had better go nuclear damn fast if you dont want America beating your ass down when you start ruckus.
3) War begets war.
4) Time travel could solve all of humanities problem's, but is more likely to be used in greed.

The war has begun.

My writing skills feel weak.
I think it may be all this nice weather we are having.

Slooooooooow assed day. Listened to a three hour lecture on WINS and DHCP, after wakin up dizzy and late. Boooooo fer that.
Making matters worse was the woman who stole my seat from last semester, and edged me out for a lab monitor job.
A lab monitor for a classroom fulla girls, no less. She sure didnt get it cause shes more competent than me, this I know for sure.
First time I can remember that ive been sexually discriminated against. Touche. Guess the teacher didnt fancy settin me loose in her all female classroom.

Food makes me fault tolerant.

American Idol is on again, I think its the finals or something. I sure hope so.... CTV can stop playin commercials for it anytime now...
Finals or not, its a whole lot less entertaining than watching people that CANT sing. Sigh...

Pig snerv.

Game show for the disabled! As if I wouldnt watch this... as long as the contestants were willing.... you never know with China....

Micheal Buble gives you fever. Beats American Idol anyday.

Moodbuilder? Im not sure what to say about this. Fun for like 3 minutes :)

Snotbomb lets you hear maniacal giggling as you mouse over weird lookin creatures. Why? Cause people put weird ass things on the internet.

Kick the kitty!...giggle....

Please... you cant argue with Dr.Phil.
He has a solid mantra of accountability, that in theory, solves the worlds problems.
He allows noone to be a "victim" of society, and instead shifts blame back to where it belongs.
Gotta love that Dr. Phil.

Best thing about one way streets? Only gotta look one way when crossin em.

Sooooo... this war thing. Scary stuff, no? Too bad Dr Phil cant book Dubya and Hussein.
Too bad you have to have a solid opinion to talk about the whole war issue.... I have mixed feelings.
First... I want em to stop callin it a "war." I mean cmon. The US is poised to drop 3000 missiles into Baghdad tommorow. That aint war, folks... thats bombin the shit out of another country. One of the chief reasons that they say they will drop those bombs? Cause Saddam kills his own people. His own innocent people, women and children. 3000 bombs will kill alot of innocent people.

A deadline of St Patrick's day? Very sneaky sir.... make sure they are already celebrating.... THEN start droppin them bombs.

Last "war" I experienced? Gulf war, 1993. Propaghanda and hundreds of thousands of people killed aside, (ahem) end result? Gas prices fell back to acceptable levels.
Greed is an infallible human trait, and is the central theme in most, if not all conflicts in history. Everyone get all the money they can, and screw the little guy. Over. And over, AND OVER. Who cares, right? I do, but well, who cares?

You know what im gonna do? Im gonna purchase a plot of land with a natural spring on it. Make sure there is enough land to grow food, enough spices to make that food not suck, and enough firepower to defend that land If I gotta. Im weird. I think about these things, like the collapse of society. With a defunct government, a violent assed neighbor, and a ton of people that are FAAAAR from self sufficient, sometimes I dont feel so good about where I live. Canada has the most fresh water in the world. Great to be here, but water is gonna be in short supply in 20 years. Its funny how there is no long term plan for society. No commitee (that is taken seriously) foretells problems in the near future. The middle east is quickly going to be out of water. What are they gonna do? Probably fight. Thats how you solve things over there. Lots and lots of fighting. Birthplace of man and all that.

Canada is a great place, resource wise. Too bad about where its located tho. Offical Bitch of the US.

I think that TV is making me angry. Feeding me full of lies, it is. So is writing about society. There are no SOLUTIONS.... drives me crazy.
Ifilm. Packed full of video goodness. Lots of fun stuff.

Micheal Larson. Heard of this guy? My hero of the moment.

The truth revealed. This is what prompted my ranting.

Krazi Kim Jong Il. The next stop in the axis of crazed assed dictators / evil.

Bubble pets. Tee hee! disgustingly cute.

War Journalism. This fueled my ranting.

Digital Blasphemy. Sweet backgrounds, edges webshots off the desktop.

Don Johnson is a criminal. No doubt in my mind. Thanks, Internet!

I only live 2x. Rather pointless cartoon, but dig that catchy song!

Did my lab test this mornin.... it totally kicked my ass. I was pretty sure I understood IP security, but i was among the last 15 finished the exam.
Ended up takin a two mark penalty to get it to work, and likely cause some joker thought it would be smart to set their IP to the IP i needed to connect to. Tech speak aside, someone fucked me over. No way of knowin who it is, or if they did it intentionally, but they angered many a student. Tough stuff.
THEN... on my way inside, I slipped on ice, fell on my ass. The anger is brewing. Im sick and tired of this winter weather, and Im sick and tired of environment canada changing their minds about lettin the weather let up. It was supposed to RAIN today, damnit! Then tommorow? Sunshine. I was thinking beers and frisbee... but now my feeble plans have been crushed like a grape under a chileans drity foot. Grrrrr....

Good news? I make a mean taco.

Mister cartoon...Flash Tatoo gallery. Found via Ty
AngryNakedPat! Check ALL of this shit out... funny to no end. Also found via Ty.
Spartacus... My new reference for all things that are history. Almost makes me wish i had papers to write ;)
The adventures of HERCUBUSH! Gonna oil mah torso till its nice and bright, then im gonna drive mah hummer all night!
Turd twister!... be sure to order the lucky turd twister fer monday!
Robodances!... this is sweetness personified. I bet these guys get all the chicks....

You know how yer supposed to test a page in different browsers and different resolutions?
I didnt do that. I had no idea, until today... how horrible this site looks under IE.
I sure hope I can fix this.... stupid tables.... stupid HTML.... stupid everything..

This is pretty sweet..
Help me to build an empire!

Decided to drive my ass back to school on Saturday, hopin to avoid the storm that was a comin. Hit the storm dead on, and a three hour, nothin but straight highway trip suddenly became a five and a half hour survival test, complete with roadside wreckage, 3 mile an hour snowplows, and nowhere near enough places to stop and piss.
Look at the front of an amulance sometime. Says "ecnalubma". It seems like when it snows, people abandon all common sense. I had people braking down ice covered hills, transport trucks up the ass, and crazy notherners drivin full blast on unplowed highway, 4x4 a pumpin.

Sooooo.... about 45 minutes outta the N dot, I realized I had forgotten my keys. Oh glory day. Stayed at Scott's for the night, drank myself stupid, and payed for it the next day. Brava = liquid guts, I kid you not.

When I left it was like -1 outside. Now? oh... Josh is back at school... bring on the minus friggin 149 degree weather. I hate it.
Went shoppin today.. havin a vehicle opens up a whole load of options. Decided I would goto food basics instead of the usual no frills.
It was different to say the least. TONS of people in there.... a woman with three scarfs on her head, a guy and girl wearin cowboy hats, a kid with a three foot braided rat tail...lots of old people that would stop to talk to other old people right in the middle of the isles. It was still way more fun than no frills.... they had an entire section of this crazy Mr Gouda stuff.... cans of jackfruit? Rambutan? Magic sauce? Rose water? I totally wished I had a digital camera.... you gotta see it to believe it. Couldnt find a website... but found this and this while searchin. I debated buyin the magic sauce till i read the ingredients. Water, tomato, onion, spices. Maybe nex time, Gouda... Im sure we will meet again. The freezer had a discount meat section, and giant packages of meat for real cheap! No description... just "Meat...5.99"......"Meat...3.45" haha..
Had a blast anyway... Im sure ill go back there.

Other thoughts:

I find it hard to type after taking a healthy break from my computer.
I find it hard to remember what I want to say after taking a break from posting
I find it hard to write period
Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Kenny Rogers all deserve your respect
Vanilla Coke is good for about the first 4 sips
I have a hoover convertible vaccum. I think the convertible part refers to the handles ability to tilt from the upright position... go 1970's!
If the landlord would fix the heat, I would stop running the oven at broil with the door open
I really like that Vim Oxygel. When i clean with it, I keep sayin "It cleens...... becoss of Ockseegen Pawer!" *in best russian accent* all cause of that stupid commercial
Im so goin to bed early tonite. I havnt had more than 3 or 4 hours of sleep for the past 4 days. My eyes are burning.
Hooters now has an airline....Awww yeah!
This kid is the MAN.... all pedophillia and abuse of power aside. Im sure the trauma will pass, kid.
Hold the button! I held it longer than 9.6% of all players. Prolly longer than you, anyway.

Bush = Most dangerous.broken record.ever

Goin home for a week.
Hoo friggin ray, about friggin time.
Just gotta pass this midterm tommorow.
The worst of American Idol is on. Crazy americans....
Lots more fun that watchin the BEST of american idol tho.
And that simon character? Love him. Yeah, hes a dick.... but at least hes honest.
Honest in his insulting that is.... investing millions of dollars into someone with marginal musical talent (can sing = yes... looks good = yes.... can WRITE MUSIC=NO)
is a dirty, dirty thing to do. Course... its worked in the past, and honest musicians be damned. Garth Brooks anyone?
Anyway... goin home. Dont expect no posts for at least a week. Dont expect no good speakin neither...yous guys never learned me how ;)

Yeah so... I know dreams are boring... but last nite was real fun. First dream Ive had for a long time that didnt have my dad in it too.
First off....a little classroom battle. I was a part of a group of superheros, my particular power was supposed to be electricity. Some of my school friends were there, as well as home friends, and they all had their own powers as well. Least we THOUGHT we did....

When our first supervillian came to see us... (in our own base, nonetheless) none of us could figure out how to work our powers.
The villian sure could tho... he had the power of sand (like thats gonna help buddy) and kicked our asses for a short period of time. Then someone had a great idea.... spray him with the fire extinguisher yo! That took away his powers. We spent the next half hour or so (how do you know how long time really takes in a dream?) smashing his face in with the fire extinguisher. Violent yes, satisfying as well. Not too clear on what my brain was trying to work out here.

This was only the beginning. The rest of my dream involved a long journey through the wilderness (in the summer, sans bugs... yay!) trying to escort a bunch of refugees somewhere. Just about everyone I know played a part in some way or another, either good or bad.
I had the chance to have an ideological argument with the leader of our troop, a massive sword fight with a good guy turned bad, and gave AR to a baby that had almost drowned.

I woke up cheery and confused, cause this dream was as vivid as it gets. I had been believing in my make believe world so absolutely, that the alarm waking me made me mad. Mostly cause its cold out now, instead of the nice, swimmable setting my dream was in.... but also partly cause i really liked havin a sword.

Sometimes dreams make my day... lately they do not. Nothin like wakin up happy though, even if a bit angry and dissapointed.

This made me cry. Johnny Cash puts the emotion to Trent Reznor's songwriting, and the result is moving. At least to me it was. Course.... just about everything makes me cry these days :) I sure do miss home.

Interestingly enough (or not) this was to be my first post after coming back from my Dad's funeral. The link died before I could post it, and I wasnt able to. Not until now, have I come across it again. Enjoy.

You know what I just saw on the news?
I saw a dozen native women that walked 579 kilometers from Attawapescat to Cochrane through the bush.
They did this because the provincial government closed the only addiction treatment center in Attewapescat.
One woman ignored a doctors orders to stop, due to blisters and frostbite.
They did it to raise donations, and to get the attention of the government. Did it work?
Certainly not. The Province wasnt even there to greet them at the end. Instead, they sent a message that they were working hard at a solution.
EXCUSE ME?

12 women walked FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY NINE KILOMETERS FROM ATTAWAPESCAT TO COCHRANE. THROUGH THE BUSH!!!!!
Have you noticed how fucking cold it is? Id wager that 99.9% of all politicians that tried something like this would die.
This is the toughest thing I have heard of in a while. These are some strong, strong women.
Im glad that Earnie Eaves found the time to get on TV and make a bunch of bullshit commercials, but couldnt send ONE goddamn person to greet these women after 32 days in the Northern Wilderness. Just IMAGINE being outside for the last 32 days.
This makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. Governments suck.

I been having dreams about my Dad. They are always quite vivid, and he never talks. The latest was just him and I, camping on some remote lake, skipping stones. I was so happy just to be spending time with my dad. Then I wake up. Sigh. Imagine that.

Im not too sure what these things are supposed to be... horses maybe... whatever..they sing real good!

A little late, but its a good shot of CRAYZEEEE Mike Tyson's new tatoo.
A little less late... but the newest reality show might feature our favorite crazy rapist canibal boxer!

This is some pretty tough stuff... and woulda been the absoulte SHIZNIT in the seventies.... 3d Pong

Relections!.... I can get to level 15... can you?

The official.... Junkyard Wars GAME!!!! .......sweetness...

Less fun... but still worth a click...Virtual Paper Planes

Flash goodness... dirty flash goodness :) Tantric Teddies

Some sweet flash animation OrbenTov

The 10 most Technically Advanced cars of 2003 take a look at....the near future

Noone even knows who the president of this country is... too bad it aint the US.... (just kiddin... please dont shut my site down, FBI)

Barcadi DJ studio....If you only have one click to give, let it be this one. Pure fun.

Ho ho!
What do you think?
Colors, massive amount of posts on the front page, etc. etc. etc..

Hmm.... now the chinese ad is gone.
So anyway... im at school yesterday, and figure I may want to check out my stats.
So I type http://yesindeed.blogpsot.com into the adress bar. I am taken here.
Check it out... a religious warefare site with an adress one character off of mine.
They look to get about 10 signatures a day in their guestbook....If you have time, tell em what you think of their site.... adress stealers....

what in the mother crap is this?
I get some of my colors fixed.
I start to feel as though I can once again do this.
I now have TWO ads at the top of the page!!!
One is a permanent link for learning Mandarin chinese in three hours?
You seriously cant learn mandarin in three hours. Its like the hardest language in the world to learn period.
That aside... two ads are twice as bad as one. Anyone feel like givin me the 15 bucks i need to get rid of em?

test link for color

Biggest (link) post ever--------------------------------------->
New
Lego movie trailer
Grey Bruce Stream listing Good place to find internet radio stations... AND.... IM FROM GREY BRUCE!
Outsmart Shakira! I sure hope so...
Hammer Time... Hes a preacher or somethin now, and bics his head
The longest song EVER
Natsuo.. speaks english in a strange way...
Ravings of a madman
Viagra x 18!

Last year:
Man killed by unkown animal
Most addictive game ever (High end)
Sacriligeious humor
Religion
More Sacriligeous humor
Freak spiderwebs
Shooter game... really much to hard...
Santas Balls via scott
Tennage Biker Gerbils from hell

Still havin troubles posting...ill leave the rest for later

I have tried to post four times already. BAD blogger...

Bob is no longer, my server exam went well. This is the third time in a row I have tried to post. I am loathe to rethink all of my ideas.
Layout needs finishing. Something is slowing down access times, I am sure it is either the comments or the tracker. Tracker goes first, all its told me is that most people that randomly happen upon this site are looking for porn. There is no, and never has been any porn on this site. It would appear that simply printing the word porn on the internet brings random search hits. Three more times cant hurt, I guess ;)

Profile page needs creating, as has needed it for sometime...as pointed out by Jay. Check out his Jayzoo, just had a layout change to my knowledge. Check out the movies and games sections, seriously great fun.

Goodness... no posting = no readership!
bear with me... school is hard.

Ok... the archives will never be the same. I cant recover November or December to the page, but I can still read the months in my blogger.
I think I will put together all of the best posts from last year, and make one giant post out of it. Shame to waste all that writing....but things are different now.
I realize now, that people visit this page, for one reason or another. I am infinitely more proud of my new layout, simplistic as it is. Before I was using a modified template.
Ill consider this the rebirth of my site, though it is taking far longer than I had hoped. Oh well... more to come soon.

Woke up this mornin... duh naaaah nah nuh....everythin as usual. Leaving my apartment however, my next door neighbor appeared at his door, and asked if I had a windows98 cd. I told him I did, but being in a hurry for the bus, he would have to wait until i got home from school. He came to get it later this evening, and we got to talking. His views on reality were interesting, to say the least. Everything he claimed was, in essence possible, and he admitted that most people wouldn't be able to comprehend the big picture he was presenting at first glance. I have never met anyone with beliefs such as he, but one thing he said in particular caught my ear.

I have heard the phrase; "We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, but instead spiritual beings having a human one." from three different mouths in the last two weeks. The first was on the day I came back from Collingwood, on Oprah, from the mouth of an author of a Zen book... he was a very good speaker, and this phrase stuck in my mind. I have been repeating it over and over, while I clean my apartment, or while I am doing my dishes. It seemed such a perfect sentance, and I was determined not to forget it.

I next heard it yesterday from the mouth of Talib Kwali, the first lines in the first track of a CD I ripped from Scott.
"I aint a human being into no spiritual shit, a spiritual being manifested as a human, thats it"
I mean.. Ive heard it probly 20 times before, but i never really HEARD it before, you know?

Then my neighbor says it. By the time that he left, my head was spinning. Though I had planned to do a bio page, I dunno now. I think to do that would be to ask myself what I believe, and to do that is gonna take alot more work than I thought. Decided to go and meet another neighbor tho, turned out to be a Mac user, second I have ever met. Both of em love their computers... maybe I should look into the Mac further..

Goodness goodness.... here the hits are just pouring in, and what you get is a half lame kinda version of what once was.
Ill try and get the archives back up and working, and a REAL profile page up... then ill resume regular posting. You should see the amount of stuff i have collected over the past week. Rather, you will see the stuff i have collected, as soon as i get off my lazy ass and post it.

Aside.... how do you like the new layout? Had some help from Paddy, sat down and re learned HTML tables from scratch. Im rather pleased with the results. Just need to raise that 15 bucks fer the Ad-free hosting now. Also coming soon... help me get a pair of immortality rings!

after almost 5 hours... after feeling like i finally got it all under control....
the comments stop working. Ive had enough for now :)

uh oh....
get a load of THIS messed up shznit.
got html? got tables for that matter?

Irritus. I can't believe its not popular!

Test your typing speed! Try 69 wpm, no errors.

The moon song. Another rather good flash animation.

The hacker is back!

The hackers first web site in seven years?

Bookmarks

IsTit

Intersesting use of flash.. a conversion of my favorite fighting game of all time into a flash presentation.

Nother singin baby! This time catchier than opera.

aAlmost caught up in school. Wrote an 800 word essay on The Springer Solution to World Poverty.
The peice is impressive, and does a good job moving the reader in the direction intended. It is NOT however, a viable solution to world poverty. I was up real late on that one. Saw my prof in the cafeteria, he said that we would talk when I had time. He wants to discuss my english history, i guess. I got a D in english last year. One assignment I didnt hand in. A large assignment admittedly, worth 20 percent of my mark. I had aced my TLM though, and all of my other work was in the 75-80 range. I figured that I could take the hit, large as it was, and walk into the exam with a 60, 50 at lowest, and write an exam worth 15% of my final grade. I wrote on why the concept of prohibition WORKS. I met with my teacher later, and recieved, not for the first time, the wasted potential speech. This time the speech fell on ears that had put forth honest effort. He told me that he enjoyed my final paper on why prohibition works much more than my paper on why prohibition DOESNT work, which I am infinitely more proud of. I received a D in the class, and as a result, am on academic probation.

I am required to once again take english. I am again subject to the interpretation on a professional level. The english system at Canadore has a numeric grading system, with a scale of 5. 5.0 is considered a perfect paper. On SOMETHING... I had been led to believe it was my previous year's final exam, but it could now be my placement test score, I scored a 4.5. I guess thats good, it seems I am conratulated more often by those in the know, like some weird conspiracy.

I feel I must give due credit to Somethingawful.com. The quality of the content yielded on this website is always high, the storeies always well written, loaded with satire. A number of permanent links on my page lead here in someway, and I have posted others in the past. To register an account with the somethingawful forums, you have to pay a one time fee of 10 dollars, american funds. Give it a viewing anyway.. i think they may be hax0rs!

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Huge midterm on monday. Talked to a few people, and the general concensus is that it's hard. Damn hard. Then an essay due Tuesday, on this.
Superbowl is on Sunday, Raiders vs Bucanneers. Never really been a football fan. I had no exposure to it when I was younger, my parents weren't really into it, and I didnt start to learn the rules to the game until late gradeschool. At my public school, as anywhere else, recess was a big deal. We used to play highly organized games of Redass, where a group of guys would stand 10 or 20 feet from a brick wall, and throw a tennis ball at it. The tennis ball would richochet back, and you were supposed to catch it. If you dropped it, or it touched you, you got a letter. I think this was how it worked. Once a certain number of letters was reached, you had to stand with your hands against the wall, and the other players lined up, taking turns throwing the tennis ball at your ass. This was particularly brutal on wet days, a wet tennis ball can be a deadly weapon. An end was put to this in grade 5, and when the snow came, we turned our attentions to the snowhills. On the largest, most impressive snowhill was the stage for massive games of king of the hill. You simply have to get to the top of the hill, and stay there. Other players try to drag you down, and you push them away. Violent to no end, and greatly fun. King of the hill was a yearly pasttime, and probably dates back to the beginnings of school. You ever notice how the little kids are let out for recess first in the winter? King of the hill lasts only so long though, and snowbanks are not always at their massivest. This is where football came in. We started to play a game of football in the snow, full body contact. Late hits were encouraged, ozzie rules. Playing with one of those plastic highschool footballs was pretty tough in the cold. Wearing wintergloves made it harder still. Fights would start, kids were injured all the time. It was great fun. When one kid had his arm broken by another, teachers put a stop to "tackle football'. Tackle football was banned forever. Didnt play football for anytime again until highschool gym class, grade 11. Even then, it was only for a week. Still had no idea of the rules of football, other then "run around and try to get the ball" and "touch the guy that has the ball" No idea. When I see football on tv, its full contact, theres a line of players infront of the quarterback, and a whole slew of special positions. There are two teams, one for offense, another for defense. Plays are called by the coach, and are given special names. I still dont get it.

Uh oh... just got a hit from someone lookin fer the curbman through google.
Someone fron Barrie, I thinks. Why does this worry me? Cause my family knows nothing about my misadventurous website.
Its not that im not proud of it, or that they wouldnt like it... but sometimes my content (albeit stolen) is less then family friendly.
Having my family find this would change things for me. I would think three times before i posted something. Not nessecarily a good thing.
I like being able to post exactly what im thinking, without regard for who is going to read. For example... I dont think my Grandma would be overly
impressed with my content. Yeah... my Grandma is technically inclined... but I dont think she would enjoy seeing the internet in such a raw form.
I love the fact that others are reading what I write, but its probably only a matter of time before my family sees this.
Makin this work has been lots of hard work on my part, as well as lots of stolen content from others. If any family IS reading this... then id rather never know.
I kinda like things the way they are, you know?

Sits ups, sit ups and more sit ups. So many that Im gettin bored. And ripped. Ive always taken quite well to exercise, I see results quickly, though I often hit my plateau fairly quick too. Its just those bottom two little bumps that are hard to get. Not a fan of doin leg lifts at the gym... makes me feel like martha stewart or somethin. Oh well... ill get that six pack. Too bad you cant just pay for it tho. Im also liftin 115 on the bench now. Thats not lots... but its only been a week. I was so outta shape when i got back into it that i could lift 80. Workin out subscribes to that universal inertia rule tho... once you get started, its much easier to keep goin. You even start to like that burnin feeling that you get. Cuttin out that case and a half of beer a week was prolly a good idea too. Havnt done that since the first week of December.

More and more visitors everyday... just to read my retarded rantings. Or maybe to get the few links that I provide. The smart ones click under "Whats playing" and experience a revolution in music. Clicking anything under "whats playing" will open your winamp, (you DO have winamp, dont you?) and start to play music, commercial free for the most part, usually hand picked, and usually quite good. Ive tried to pick some of the better ones for you. Big fan of the first two on the list, but theres lots for everyone.
No dance music to speak of... if that concerns you, then feel welcome to complain in the comments section. I doubt any of you are concerned.

The school microwave is the same as the one i have at home. The anti lazy microwave. I sometimes have to wait to use the one at school tho, where as here, i have free reign. Thought you might like to know.

Ever heard of Classmates.com? You know... that peice of shit service that tracks all of the people you went to highschool with?
Welll....... this guy was caught dealin drugs by boastin on a service just like it. Yet another reason to hate services like this. Like the massive amount of penis mail in yer hotmail box aint enough ;)

5 Gigs on a credit card? Uh oh... looks like I may be right about shit gettin all fucked up after all...

Heres a neat little flash movie for you to sleep through. Wherever i stole this link... Metafilter i think... was all about this little explanation of space oddessy: 2001... personally i found it kinda boring. I was pissed that i had to wait so long between the text. Nice flash tho. I sure hope that some interesting internet shit starts surfacing again... i think im losin my touch.

My microwave beeps periodically when i dont remove what i have microwaved. The anti-lazy microwave.

Dr. Phil is great. "Tuhday will be a changing day in yawr laugh."

Not having a Tv has forced me to watch soaps. Those people need jobs. Interesting lives tho....

Posted a whole pile of new streams under "Whats playing" Hopefully these will stay up forever, and ill not have to dig into the html for a while. Yeah right.

Havin steak and eggs for dinner.

Microwave still beepin.

Startin to see two little abs at the top o my blob of a stomach. Yay!

I have eaten so little fruit in my life that i should probably have rickets.

Gonna make a bio page for all them random visitors i be gettin. Fun fun fun. Just need some decent pics. I am terribly un photogenic.

On a cheerier note, I have been rather lazy in my posting.... and I have a bunch more stuff to show you. Also have a whole whack of upkeep to do on this site.
Id like to get to the point where I can just post without worrying about how much more work I have to do. It honestly makes me feel bad when i neglect my little site.
I put a tracker on the page, and learned that Im gettin more hits then I had thought. The blogger front page has sent some my way, and Ive even had hits from search engines. (Sorry again Willy... totally unintentional)

Its colder than a bastard here in Northbay... the brass monkey lost his balls days ago. Its a hurty cold. Thats the only way to describe it. Its so cold that it hurts after 30 seconds outside. Im gonna continue to hermitize, i think. Least till the weekend. Poor Neil has the Norwalk I heard, and its not a pleasant experience. I totally dont need that right now. I have a midterm on monday, and a whole shitpile of work to do to catch up in school. Oh well. Que sara sara. Ill be allright.

Heres one left over from christmas. Totally awesome. I love mass practical jokes... or whatever this is.

Remember in highschool when you liked yer best friend's girlfriend? Remember what you did? Prolly nothing. Not this kid. Sure hope she was worth it man..

Yet another reason to NOT live in the states, and yet another reason to hate the Police... specially police in the states.
Fundamental rule of technology. If it can be made? It can be broken. Hug yer favorite hacker today... this kid just did you a huge favor.

If you are driving 100 pounds of weed around in your car? Dont smoke so much that you cant stay awake. Pitiful.

The most hacked site on the net? the RIAAgets hacked at least once a month. Great.. hug that hacker again. Then wash yourself, prolly.

Is Pete Townsend a pedophile? Who? hehe

Handy little drunk sign language manual, to acheieve more by saying less.

The most comprehensive vagina list EVER.. seriously.

That enough? I have more... i have so much more. Scott found the matrix, and I will start stealing matrix links soon... also gonna try to get a pair of immortality rings. More on that later ;)

I wrote a whole post about what had happened when I went home. Then I deleted it. Then I wrote another. Then deleted it.
My dad passed away on Tuesday. The service was lovely, and I, as well as my family, are doin fine. Thats pretty much the no tears, no pain version.
I have a strong family, and I hope it only gets stronger. I also have a strong family of friends, tho I didnt feel the need to inform everyone what had happened at that time. Better to grieve on my own, i think. Thanks to everyone that has reached out to me, and offered condolences. I think the only thing harder than losing a parent, is talking to someone that has lost a parent. Thank you to everyone.

Last nite my Mom called.We chatted about happenings from home, about babies and computers, and stroke patients.
Last nite my dad had a stroke in his sleep.
I just called my Mom with the bus information, and she got me to tell him I love him over the phone. He cant talk, hes just making noises.
My Mom asked me to bring my suit home.
I have a feeling that my Dad is gone. I talked to him just hours ago on the phone. He hadnt been fishing in a while, but he had taken home two cornish hens and a turkey from his last shoot. We chatted about how cold the weather was, and how i was finding school harder. He reminded me that for months he woke up at 6 in a place called geralton, and walked to the bustop.That was it, and we said our goodbyes, and hung up.
Goin home to say goodbye to my dad.

I will now unload all of the bookmarks upon thee that have been clogging up my browser of late.

Billy Joel's "We didnt start the fire"
Difficult yet fun, a little jetpackflash game to tinker with. Better while listening to del the funky homosapien.

Technology moves fastest when applied to warfare, and warfare constantly improves. Witness still frames of bullets impacting on several objects.

Is Canada set to ease pot laws? Yer damn right!

Fuck Hip Hop Read one mans opinion on the state of the hippin and the hoppin'

A new breed of motorcycle with the engine of a dodge viper, four wheels, and a top speed somewhere in the range of 300 MILES PER HOUR.

Kitty gots a weight problem.

In other Homeless news, never invite the homeless for Christmas dinner.

Jenn gave me my very own copy of "Bumfights" today, watched it for the second time, and enjoyed if far less. Bumfights is the next level of jackass, with amateur camera capturing real life circumstances, no matter how pre planned they may be. The video is set in a city outside of Las Vegas, where gambling is legal and drugs are rampant. Homeless litter the streets. People will do anything for their fix, and when Rufus was offered a nickel, a star was born. He was willing to give the filmmakers whatever they wanted, in exchange for what he wanted. In exchange for beer, donuts, drugs and sex, Rufus preforms dangerous stunts, often getting hurt in the process. Rufus tatoos "Bumfights" on his forehead. Rufus fights other bums. The video is split up into clips of street fights. Real fights with people getting pummeled, big guys vs little guys, martial arts guys versus normal guys (these are particularly brutal) and one scene where two girls fight briefly.

Also in the film is the "Bumhunter" who captures the sleeping homeless with electrical ties and ductape, wrestling them into submission. He does this the whole time sayin,, "its allroight mayte, im nawt gonna hurt ya, im not gonna gurt ya!" While i have to admit that i laughed the first time i saw this, these segments offer a look into the world of the helplessly addicted. The sheer look of terror in their eyes as they try to escape capture speaks for itself. One man goes through with the ritual semi ritual, and doesnt fight back, but also doesnt wake any of the other sleeping homeless, some as close as maybe ten feet away. He starts to yell at one point, but doesnt persue. Another has ductape wrapped around his head and starts to freak out, clearly suffocating to some degree.

The makers of the film are now in prison. Though the film does offer a view into human nature, one of addiction, mental ilness and violence, it is also a documentary of puppet mastery, using drugs to get what they want to see out of addicts. Rufus the stunt bum and one of his homeless friends are now suing the filmakers. I watched the film, they were both willing participants. A tattoo artist wont give a tatoo to someone who doesnt want to get one. The state has coerced the homeless to persue this case, fitting, as the filmakers coerced the homeless into making a video of them. The video sells for $19.99 on their site, and they claim to have sold 300,000 copies.(ahem...$6 million dollars?) It is also circulating on the kazaa media network. Jenn handed me a burned copy of the movie today. She had never watched it all the way through. The content didnt interest her. Right or wrong, this video exists, and is a marvelous look into human nature, though often in a cruel manner.

Oh yeah... someone posted a comment that read

"yes shi. remember me?" even signed shelby!

I seriously have no idea. I dont know a shelby, and if i did, he or she probably wouldnt post something like "yes shi."
What the hell is that? shi.? Thats the part that scares me the most. What was the author trying to convey? I dont think it is a response to my post,
Its maybe chinese or something.
I dunno. Maybe the comments are censored. Not sure, only posted a few myself, and I dont remember swearing..I guess I should test that.
Still... shelby? If it is someone I dont know, how they found the site is a mystery, word of mouth can travel, but not often far. Im not listed in google unless you look up "Yes Indeedily, Doddily Doo, and even then, not unless you spell it that same way. Word of mouth it is then, unless I have recieved visitors from the Blogger front page

Macs can do that?

Started doin sit ups on Monday, abs still sore today. I am woefully out of shape. The fact that it is freezing ass cold has something to do with the situation, as I dont even like to walk in the cold. Im gonna do sit ups everyday for six weeks. See what happens. I should probably start runnin at the gym too, but I kinda dont like runnin that much. I really should tho.

I added a few things to the linkbar, and kinda organized it a bit. I went through my bookmarks from the holidays, sorted em, and posted a few of em. I came upon a few things I hadnt noticed. My link to plastic didnt go where i indended, and clicking on it sends you to a plastic surgeons website, specializing in boob jobs. Had no idea, honest. Decided to keep it. Lots of em look better before, and Im not a real fan of tit scalping, but its interesting nonetheless.

Strange coincidence, My link to Jayzoo turned out to be a webpage run by a guy I knew in highschool. Didnt, and still dont know him too well, but hes always friendly.
Thing is... I had no idea about that Jayzoo link. I remember stumbling upon it earlier, and linking to it, for what reason I have no idea. Here is a video of the webmaster chugging what looks to be wine, but is maybe hard liquor, and then puking.

I had been to his house at one point with Dave, and I remember watching a home video that he and some of his buddies had made, with a complete story, a soundtrack, and kung fu action. Couldnt find that one, but there are many others here. Jay is a Mac user, but I had no idea he owned a domain name, or even ran a website, for that matter.

Big Plug for his site anyway, its pretty tight, and fulla content.

Back into the Groove

Been back for a few days now, gettin settled into my place. Got a Tv and a Microwave for christmas, and I reaaranged my apartment once again.


I dont think that I gave this game near enough plugging..playin can be tough at first played much of time i was home. Flash Flash Revolution! (Try turnin the screen quality down to get a better game)


This guy humps things Some are funny in a detached, humping sorta way.

Heres a tough little Pill game!

This is probably pretty sweet if you take the time to get good at it. River City Hacky Sack!
(This takes a short while to load, but its well worth it)